Does anyone know where I can buy a ‘Mental Patient’ outfit?
Has Damian McBride fucked up the Labour Party Conference? Do we actually care?
The Labour Party Conference is great isn’t it? It’s one step forward (Balls makes a statement about HS2) then ten steps back (the rest of the party start to deny they want to scrap it).
Techno FREAKS have been queuing to get their iPhone 5s and 5cs like a bunch of lemmings, or is that lemons?
Outrageous! KWIK FIT are getting paid £1600 for every young person on their traineeships by the government.
Lets have it in Qatar! That will be a popular fucking place to have a sporting event.
Let the Scots bugger off!
What a bunch of twats the lib dems are. Free school meals and 5p for plastic bags. Is that it?
She’s got a fucking massive tattoo on her ass.
See what we did here?