Are They Lemmings? Yes They Are!

Techno FREAKS have been queuing to get their iPhone 5s and 5cs like a bunch of lemmings, or is that lemons?

The terminally pincer-fingered proles can’t get enough of big Jobs resurrected phones, re-badged with a ‘c’ or ‘s’, so they can sit with their heads bowed like the are giving themselves blow-jobs.

That’s all fine, but I have a big problem with Apple. They don’t actually give a shit about their users. They really don’t. Just look at the new Mac Pro….I rest my case.

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